Today is your lucky day. You get three wishes, granted to you by The Daily Post. What are your three wishes and why?
First wish is for her horses to rebel against her. Break the fences and make a run for it. Or crash her buggy during one of her shows.
Second wish is for the low class, over priced bling she adorns her ties with to become permanent orbs of burning light that sear her flesh and blind all that look on her. This would not only cause never ending pain and prevent anyone from ever looking on her again. This would then lead to loneliness and sorrow. Thats how you kill several birds with one wish.
The third wish is difficult. I am wont to wish for world peace, but that may negate my prior two wishes. Nor can I wish for fabulous wealth for the same lack of comeuppance in would cause my villainous protagonists.
Which, after some reflection, brings me to my third wish. I wish her all the success she desires but no more than an equal amount of success for myself. I have to wish for her success because without me its not very likely.
The first two wishes stand. At least for a bit.